Terms of Service
Last updated: 4/5/2025
Welcome to Perone’s Gourmet Italian — home of the sauce so good, your Nonna might get jealous. By using our website or placing an order, you agree to the terms below. Nothing scary, just the basics with a side of marinara.
1. Using Our Website
By visiting our site or buying our goods, you’re agreeing to play nice — no hacking, spamming, or shady stuff. And please don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. We’ve watched enough Godfather movies to spot a fake.
You must be at least the age of majority in your state to place an order — or have permission from your Nonna (or legal guardian).
2. Orders & Payments
We do our best to make sure everything looks good on the site — pictures, prices, descriptions — but sometimes a meatball might roll off the plate. If something’s off, we may correct it or cancel the order. We’ll reach out if that happens.
Please double-check your info at checkout. If you put 123 Pizza Street as your address and your sauce ends up in Wyoming, that one’s on you.
3. Shipping, Returns & Refunds
We ship with care (and love), but if something isn’t right, we’ll work with you to fix it. For all the nitty-gritty on returns, refunds, and shipping times, check out our Refund Policy and Shipping Info. Spoiler alert: we don’t accept returns on lasagna that’s mysteriously half-eaten.
4. SMS Messaging Terms
Wanna get texts from us with hot deals, updates, or a reminder that your order’s on the way? Sweet. By opting in, you agree to receive occasional messages from us. Message and data rates may apply. Message frequency depends on how saucy we’re feeling that week.
You can opt out anytime by replying STOP (we’ll be sad, but we get it). Need help? Text HELP or send us a message the old-fashioned way.
5. Privacy & Data
We guard your data like it’s the last meatball. We don’t sell your info or do anything shady. Full details are in our Privacy Policy.
6. Contact Us
Have a question? A sauce emergency? A lasagna success story? Hit us up anytime at contact@peronesgourmetitalian.com or swing by our Contact Page. We love hearing from our fellow sauce lovers.
7. Legal Stuff (a.k.a. the boring pasta)
These terms are governed by the laws of the United States. If any part becomes legally unenforceable, the rest still stands — like a perfectly layered lasagna.